Lagging Logic
Machines are coming ? heavyweight t-shirt
Machines are coming ? heavyweight t-shirt
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Future-proof your wardrobe with a reality check on the tech industry's favorite buzzword. This shirt features a retro terminal design that fails the most basic coding test: generating a glitchy, misspelled ASCII art greeting of "HELLO WROLD". Anchored by the bright green banner "MY AI REPLACEMENT IS ALSO MEDIOCRE," this graphic is a satirical reminder that while the machines might be coming for our jobs, they are likely writing the same buggy spaghetti code as the rest of us.
We upgraded the hardware for this release, moving away from standard fabrics to a premium, garment-dyed heavyweight tee. This shirt offers a thick, structured fit that feels substantial and durable, making it perfect for long debugging sessions or freezing cold server rooms. Subtle branding completes the look with the Lagging Logic triangle logo printed on the back neck, ensuring a clean, high-quality finish in 4 versatile neutral colors.
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
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