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Lagging Logic

Please Be Patient Student Human T-Shirt

Please Be Patient Student Human T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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We are all just out here trying our best to figure out how to operate these meat-suits. The "Student Human" tee takes the classic nervous-driver bumper sticker and applies it to everyday life. Because honestly? Navigating social interactions, remembering to drink water, and making small talk without a script is hard. Let everyone around you know that you are currently processing reality and prone to sudden stops.

Designed for introverts, the socially anxious, and anyone who feels like they accidentally skipped the tutorial on adulthood. Made from 100% cotton, this classic unisex tee provides a structured, highly visible warning to others that you are still in training. It sits nicely, layers perfectly, and features the Lagging Logic glitch logo on the left sleeve.

(Specs & Details)

  • 100% cotton (Sport/Ash Grey & Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for durability
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Lagging Logic logo printed on the left sleeve

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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