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The "High-Vis" Button Shirt
The "High-Vis" Button Shirt
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The official "Out of Office" auto-reply.
This isn't a standard tropical vacation shirt, and it definitely isn't corporate Friday attire. Designed with an oversized fit and a featherlight feel, it looks like tactical camo from a distance. Up close, the intricate leaf pattern loudly broadcasts exactly how you plan to spend your downtime.
Whether you are aggressively avoiding your inbox, ignoring Slack notifications, or just trying to blend into the couch, this is your uniform. It breathes easily, wicks moisture (for the caffeine sweats), and legally counts as putting real clothes on.
🔥 Build the Set: Add the matching "High-Vis" Athletic Long Shorts to your cart and the $15 "Resort Set" bundle discount will automatically apply at checkout.
The Specs:
- The Fit: Purposefully oversized. It is built for maximum comfort, not board meetings.
- The Material: 100% recycled polyester (US). Insanely lightweight at 3.24 oz./yd.², so you barely feel it.
- The Protection: Breathable, moisture-wicking, and features UPF50+ protection just in case you accidentally wander into direct sunlight.
- Disclaimers: * The fabric actually gets softer after the first wash.
- Because the material is featherlight, details from the inner fabric layer might subtly show through the lighter camo designs. It's a feature, not a bug.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
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