Celebrate your lack of "Main Character Syndrome" with the "NPC Energy" tee. Designed for the days when your social battery is drained, this shirt features a stoic pixel-art goblin offering nothing but a speech bubble full of silence. The bold "NPC ENERGY" header and the self-deprecating subtext—"Just here for background ambiance"—perfectly communicate your desire to simply exist without contributing to the plot.
It is the ultimate defense mechanism for introverts and gamers alike. By wearing this, you are effectively telling the world you have no quests to give and no dialogue options to explore. Available in 4 different colors to help you blend into any environment, this soft, comfortable tee lets you coast through the day as a glorified extra in your own life.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Size guide • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
