Runtime Error - Medium/Dark Roast

The Hotfix for Your Brain.

A Runtime Error usually means the process has crashed. This is the exception handler.

Optimized for the 3 AM deployment window, this medium-dark roast is designed to patch the memory leak in your prefrontal cortex. We selected the Cascades Blend because, like a good backend architecture, it is stable, robust, and handles high loads without breaking.

It features a "Full Stack" body that combines the reliability of Brazilian beans with the complexity of Mexican origins. The result is a cup that tastes like rich cocoa and toasted nuts—smooth enough to drink black while debugging, but bold enough to punch through the fatigue.

System Diagnostics (Tasting Notes):

• Output: Rich Cocoa, Toasted Nuts, Full Body.
• Latency: Zero. Immediate caffeine delivery.
• Experience: Maintains origin complexity while developing satisfying roasted characteristics. Essentially, it’s "Dark Mode" for your palate.

Technical Specs:

• Roast Level: Medium / Dark (The perfect middle ground between "Acidic Senior Dev" and "Burnt Junior Dev").
• Origin Source: Brazil (Rating: 83) & Mexico (Rating: 86).
• Format: 12oz (340g) / Whole Bean or Ground.

Warning: May cause jittery commits, aggressive refactoring, and the sudden confidence to delete legacy code without a backup.