The Apology Algorithm - Hoodie

Master the art of the insincere public statement with "The Apology Algorithm" zip-up hoodie. This satirical design deconstructs the internet’s most tired trend—the influencer apology video—with a clinical diagram detailing exactly how to fake remorse for views. The back print features a distraught figure in the mandatory "I Messed Up" Uniform sitting before a ring light, surrounded by arrows pointing out the "Calculated Vulnerability" and "Monetized Tears" necessary to save a career. Anchored by the cynical call-to-action "LINK IN BIO FOR ACCOUNTABILITY," this graphic is the ultimate critique of performative online drama.

Business in the front, satire in the back. The chest is branded with the Lagging Logic triangle logo, keeping the initial impression clean and technical. Available in White or Light Grey to perfectly match the somber aesthetic of the illustration, this soft, premium zip-up offers a relaxed fit that is ideal for year-round layering—or for staying warm while you film your own three-hour explanation video.

• Relaxed fit
• Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
• Zipper with auto-lock slider
• Front kangaroo pockets
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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