{"product_id":"not-a-theory-unisex-t-dark","title":"The \"Not A Theory\" Unisex Tee (Dark Mode)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eFor when you want to drop truth bombs, but you also spill coffee on yourself a lot.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe group chat owes you an apology. You told them the theories were real, and now you have the merch to prove it. We took our classic retro-glitch pyramid design and dropped it onto a dark, minimalist canvas. It’s the perfect aesthetic for late-night coding sessions, diving into internet rabbit holes, or just quietly judging everyone else in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDark Mode Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The vibrant, retro-glitch graphic pops intensely against the dark fabric, giving it a slightly edgier, alternative vibe compared to the standard white tee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAll-Day Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (with a touch of poly in the heathered colors). It is ridiculously soft, breathable, and built for marathon screen-time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Reinforced with double stitching on the sleeves and neckline so it won't lose its shape, no matter how many times you wear it out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with a tubular fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure it hangs perfectly without that weird center crease.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Dark Heather variant is 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) - \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003eLightweight but durable\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStitching:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-stitched neckline and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Tubular fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex Softstyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56208358998182,"sku":"9358564_474","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56208359030950,"sku":"9358564_505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56208359063718,"sku":"9358564_536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56208359096486,"sku":"9358564_567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56208359129254,"sku":"9358564_598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56208359162022,"sku":"9358564_629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56208359194790,"sku":"9358564_496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56208359227558,"sku":"9358564_527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56208359260326,"sku":"9358564_558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56208359293094,"sku":"9358564_589","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56208359325862,"sku":"9358564_620","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56208359358630,"sku":"9358564_651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":56208359391398,"sku":"9358564_482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":56208359424166,"sku":"9358564_513","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":56208359456934,"sku":"9358564_544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":56208359489702,"sku":"9358564_575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":56208359522470,"sku":"9358564_606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":56208359555238,"sku":"9358564_637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-black-front-6997ae3cb5d55.jpg?v=1771548239","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/products\/not-a-theory-unisex-t-dark","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}