{"product_id":"not-a-theory-t-unisex-white","title":"The \"Not A Theory\" Unisex Tee - White","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eThey called you crazy. They told you to get off Reddit. But look who is laughing now.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhen the group chat finally realizes you were right all along, this is the shirt you wear. Featuring a retro-glitch pyramid graphic and the words \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"146\"\u003e\"when the theories aren't conspiracy anymore,\"\u003c\/i\u003e this tee captures the ultimate \"I told you so\" energy. Perfect for going down midnight internet rabbit holes or just silently judging the architecture of the new software update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVindicated Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, colorful, retro-style graphic that pops perfectly on the clean white fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaximum Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Made of 100% ring-spun cotton. It is soft, breathable, and feels like that favorite vintage shirt you’ve owned for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMarathon Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-stitched on the neckline and sleeves for extra durability, meaning it will easily survive your longest coding or gaming binges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and is quarter-turned during manufacturing to prevent that annoying crease down the center.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Sport Grey\/Dark Heather variants feature a poly-blend for stretch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) - \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStitching:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-stitched neckline and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Tubular fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex Softstyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56208357523622,"sku":"8356888_473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56208357556390,"sku":"8356888_504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56208357589158,"sku":"8356888_535","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56208357621926,"sku":"8356888_566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56208357654694,"sku":"8356888_597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":56208357687462,"sku":"8356888_628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-white-front-6997ad7f6883b.jpg?v=1771548051","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/products\/not-a-theory-t-unisex-white","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}