{"product_id":"mewing-and-mogging-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Mewing and Mogging - Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"13\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eProceed with caution: jawline is sharp enough to cut through legacy code.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIf you haven't broken your streak, this is your official uniform. Featuring a high-visibility hazard sign and the patron saint of facial aesthetics, this tee is pure, unfiltered internet brain rot. Whether you are actively asserting dominance in the group chat, hitting a PR at the gym, or just refusing to speak because it ruins your tongue posture, this shirt does the talking for you. We cannot be held liable for the reactions you get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eThe Hazard Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e A bold, yellow-and-black caution label graphic that warns everyone in your immediate vicinity that they are about to be completely mogged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eMarathon Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton. It is lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously soft so you can stay comfortable while staying locked in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Reinforced with double stitching on the sleeves and neckline to survive daily wear, intense gym sessions, or marathon gaming runs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eThe Perfect Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with a tubular fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it hangs flawlessly while you maintain perfect posture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eTechnical Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) - \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"39\" data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eLightweight but durable\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eStitching:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-stitched neckline and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Tubular fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex Softstyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56208657318054,"sku":"3996511_473","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56208657350822,"sku":"3996511_504","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56208657383590,"sku":"3996511_535","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56208657416358,"sku":"3996511_566","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56208657449126,"sku":"3996511_597","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":56208657481894,"sku":"3996511_628","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-white-front-6997fcb183ce5.jpg?v=1771568323","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/products\/mewing-and-mogging-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}