{"product_id":"illumi-not-tea","title":"Illumi-Not-Tea","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIllumi-not-tea: Instant Focus Mushroom Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWake up, sheeple. The elite don't want you to know about this.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't your standard corporate breakroom sludge, and it definitely isn't tea. We took premium, single-origin Arabica from the volcanic highlands of Papua New Guinea and spiked it with functional mushrooms. Why? Because you need laser focus to debug that legacy codebase, and normal caffeine just leaves you with the shakes and a 3 PM existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eExpect a smooth, medium roast with actual flavor—toasted almond, sweet toffee, and a hint of bright berry acidity—perfectly balanced by the earthy, grounding notes of the mushrooms. It is the ultimate \"cheat code\" for clean, jitter-free energy. Just add hot water, stir, and achieve enlightenment (or at least finish your sprint).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mind-Expanding Ingredients:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" id=\"p-rc_f2f00a1dacd6c65f-97\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"citation-218\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-218\"\u003eLion's Mane (The Brain Fuel):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-218 citation-end-218\"\u003e Renowned for supporting mental clarity and cognitive focus.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It adds a clean, cacao-like dryness to the coffee and keeps your mind sharp without the crash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" id=\"p-rc_f2f00a1dacd6c65f-97\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"citation-217\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-217\"\u003eChaga (The Anti-Jitter Shield):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-217 citation-end-217\"\u003e Packed with antioxidants, Chaga rounds out the cup with a subtle vanilla-bark warmth.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It provides a smooth, calming energy that neutralizes the usual coffee anxiety.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Coffee Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTasting Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Toasted Almond, Sweet Toffee, Berry-like Acidity, Cacao, Vanilla Bark.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Papua New Guinea (Grown in volcanic soil at 1,400 - 1,800 MASL).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBean Varieties:\u003c\/b\u003e Typica, Bourbon, Arusha (100% Arabica).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProcessing:\u003c\/b\u003e Washed and freeze-dried to preserve the clean, bright flavors before the functional mushrooms are seamlessly layered in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackage Contains: 1x Bag of Instant Mushroom Coffee.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Instant","offer_id":56210620088486,"sku":"COF-GND-54G-FMT-TUB","price":22.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/69a37a9e-e829-426f-877a-2f298a69cc4e.png?v=1771623390","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/products\/illumi-not-tea","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}