{"product_id":"dark-mode-pods","title":"Dark Mode - Pods","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eYou’ve been scrolling for three hours.\u003c\/b\u003e Your thumb has its own heartbeat. Your brain is frying in blue light. You are currently dissociated from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt’s time for a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"16\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDark Mode\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThis isn't just a dark roast; it's a hard reset for your nervous system. We engineered this blend to be as deep and void-like as possible—a heavy, velvety anchor to drag you back to the physical world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSourced from the volcanic soils of Guatemala and the highlands of Mexico, it delivers a punch of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"97\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eBaker's Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"119\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCaramelized Sugar\u003c\/b\u003e that refuses to be ignored. It’s bold enough to wake you up, but smooth enough to keep you from spiraling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003ePut the phone down. Drink this. Touch grass.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eTasting Profile (The Specs)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eIntensity:\u003c\/b\u003e ██████████ (10\/10) - \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"32\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eOur darkest, heaviest roast.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark Mode for your palate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eTasting Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,1,0,0\"\u003eBaker's Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, bittersweet richness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,1,1,0\"\u003eCaramelized Sugar:\u003c\/b\u003e A burnt sweetness that lingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,1,2,0\"\u003eVelvety Body:\u003c\/b\u003e Coats your tongue and signals your brain that \"Real Life\" is happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eSource Code (The Origins)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003eBrazil (Cerrado):\u003c\/b\u003e Provides the heavy body and chocolate foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003eMexico (Chiapas):\u003c\/b\u003e Adds structural balance and organic sustainability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003eGuatemala (Antigua):\u003c\/b\u003e Grown in volcanic soil for that intense, smoky complexity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eCompatibility \u0026amp; Warning\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Recyclable K-Cup® Compatible Pods per box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003eWorks With:\u003c\/b\u003e Keurig® 1.0, 2.0, and your general existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to close your tabs and interact with 3D objects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Ground","offer_id":56191526240422,"sku":"COF-GND-11G-FHV-POD","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/0adba0a8-945c-4960-987d-7980a401fbb5.png?v=1771020298","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/products\/dark-mode-pods","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}