{"product_id":"12-pack-sop-capsules","title":"S.O.P Blend (Pods)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour routine is the only thing keeping the simulation from crashing.\u003c\/b\u003e The alarm goes off, the muscle memory kicks in, and you need a cup that executes flawlessly on the first run. No experiments. No surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter \u003cb\u003eS.O.P. Blend (The Original Roast)\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is our Standard Operating Procedure: the baseline gold standard that sets the benchmark for everything else. We engineered this signature blend from premium gourmet beans to deliver a balanced, full-bodied cup with zero friction. It’s rich, dependable, and built to anchor your day before the chaos takes over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetter yet, we solved the pod problem. Each capsule is sealed with \u003cb\u003eZero Oxygen\u003c\/b\u003e to lock in freshly roasted flavor, paired with an \u003cb\u003eUpgraded Flow Filter\u003c\/b\u003e engineered to kill water channeling. No hollow middle, no weak watery pulls—just full-bed extraction that squeezes out maximum flavor in record time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eExecute the protocol. Drink the coffee. Run the day.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eTasting Profile (The Specs)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIntensity:\u003c\/b\u003e ███████░░░ (7\/10) - \u003ci\u003eThe quintessential balanced daily driver.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Zero errors, zero excuses, maximum uptime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTasting Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eClassic Roast Balance:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, round body with zero sourness or harsh bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eToasted Nut \u0026amp; Sweet Cocoa:\u003c\/b\u003e Familiar, grounding undertones that taste like coffee should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrisp, Clean Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Lively and bright, leaving your palate clear and ready for action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eHardware Specs (The Architecture)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eZero-Oxygen Chamber:\u003c\/b\u003e Purged and sealed air-tight to halt oxidation dead in its tracks—tasting as fresh on day 90 as day 1.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnti-Channeling Filter:\u003c\/b\u003e Redesigned internal geometry prevents water from boring a hole down the center, forcing complete saturation across all grounds without extending brew time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eCompatibility \u0026amp; Warning\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Recyclable K-Cup® Compatible Pods per box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWorks With:\u003c\/b\u003e Keurig® 1.0, 2.0, and your daily operating routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include following your checklist, meeting your deadlines, and refusing to tolerate mediocre breakroom coffee ever again.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57446706675878,"sku":"VARBLEND-12PACK","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/LABEL5_12oz_on_bag.jpg?v=1789752625","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/products\/12-pack-sop-capsules","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}