Professional Bed Rotter Softstyle T-Shirt

2026-03-25T11:01:19-07:00

Price: 24.99

The official uniform for when your screen time is up 400% and your motivation is offline.

The Professional Bed Rotter T-Shirt is made from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton that feels like a second skin. Whether you are actively avoiding your desk, protesting the concept of "hard pants," or just need something comfortable to wear while ignoring Slack notifications, this lightweight tee is engineered for peak cozy-mode.

Hardware Specs:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight, breathable fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)

Pre-shrunk for a reliable fit

Tubular construction (no itchy side seams)

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

100% opposed to unnecessary meetings