The "Not A Theory" Unisex Tee (Dark Mode)

2026-02-19T16:44:01-08:00

Price: 29.99

For when you want to drop truth bombs, but you also spill coffee on yourself a lot.

The group chat owes you an apology. You told them the theories were real, and now you have the merch to prove it. We took our classic retro-glitch pyramid design and dropped it onto a dark, minimalist canvas. It’s the perfect aesthetic for late-night coding sessions, diving into internet rabbit holes, or just quietly judging everyone else in the room.

The Specs:

Dark Mode Aesthetic: The vibrant, retro-glitch graphic pops intensely against the dark fabric, giving it a slightly edgier, alternative vibe compared to the standard white tee.

All-Day Comfort: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (with a touch of poly in the heathered colors). It is ridiculously soft, breathable, and built for marathon screen-time.

Built to Last: Reinforced with double stitching on the sleeves and neckline so it won't lose its shape, no matter how many times you wear it out.

The Perfect Fit: Designed with a tubular fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure it hangs perfectly without that weird center crease.

Technical Details:

Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Dark Heather variant is 65% polyester / 35% cotton)

Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) - Lightweight but durable

Stitching: Double-stitched neckline and sleeves

Construction: Tubular fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fit: Unisex Softstyle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!