If Then Programming Humor T-Shirt

2026-03-30T16:29:17-07:00

Price: 32.99

React. TypeScript. Go. Python. You can stack as many frameworks, libraries, and containerized microservices as you want, but we all know the dirty little secret of the tech industry. Underneath the mountain of syntax and technical debt, your entire career basically boils down to "IF" and "THEN".

The "If Then" premium tee strips away the buzzwords and exposes the bedrock of computer science. Featuring a chaotic backdrop of your favorite tech stack logos overlaid with unapologetic graffiti typography, this shirt cuts through the noise. Made from the ultra-soft Cotton Heritage premium blank, it offers a retail fit that looks sharp on your morning stand-up calls and stays comfortable during 3 AM debugging sessions.

(Specs & Details)

100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Premium soft feel)

Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²)

Regular fit with a tightly knit surface

Side-seamed construction

Lagging Logic logo printed on the left sleeve