The "Not A Theory" Unisex Tee - White

2026-02-19T16:40:53-08:00

Price: 29.99

They called you crazy. They told you to get off Reddit. But look who is laughing now.

When the group chat finally realizes you were right all along, this is the shirt you wear. Featuring a retro-glitch pyramid graphic and the words "when the theories aren't conspiracy anymore," this tee captures the ultimate "I told you so" energy. Perfect for going down midnight internet rabbit holes or just silently judging the architecture of the new software update.

The Specs:

Vindicated Aesthetic: A crisp, colorful, retro-style graphic that pops perfectly on the clean white fabric.

Maximum Comfort: Made of 100% ring-spun cotton. It is soft, breathable, and feels like that favorite vintage shirt you’ve owned for years.

Marathon Ready: Double-stitched on the neckline and sleeves for extra durability, meaning it will easily survive your longest coding or gaming binges.

The Perfect Fit: Features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and is quarter-turned during manufacturing to prevent that annoying crease down the center.

Technical Details:

Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Sport Grey/Dark Heather variants feature a poly-blend for stretch)

Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) - Lightweight and breathable

Stitching: Double-stitched neckline and sleeves

Construction: Tubular fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fit: Unisex Softstyle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!