{"title":"Fuel","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"runtime-error","title":"Runtime Error - Medium\/Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Hotfix for Your Brain.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eA Runtime Error usually means the process has crashed. This is the exception handler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eOptimized for the 3 AM deployment window, this medium-dark roast is designed to patch the memory leak in your prefrontal cortex. We selected the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"145\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCascades Blend\u003c\/b\u003e because, like a good backend architecture, it is stable, robust, and handles high loads without breaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt features a \"Full Stack\" body that combines the reliability of Brazilian beans with the complexity of Mexican origins. The result is a cup that tastes like rich cocoa and toasted nuts—smooth enough to drink black while debugging, but bold enough to punch through the fatigue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSystem Diagnostics (Tasting Notes):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eOutput:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich Cocoa, Toasted Nuts, Full Body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eLatency:\u003c\/b\u003e Zero. Immediate caffeine delivery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eExperience:\u003c\/b\u003e Maintains origin complexity while developing satisfying roasted characteristics. Essentially, it’s \"Dark Mode\" for your palate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eRoast Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium \/ Dark (The perfect middle ground between \"Acidic Senior Dev\" and \"Burnt Junior Dev\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eOrigin Source:\u003c\/b\u003e Brazil (Rating: 83) \u0026amp; Mexico (Rating: 86).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e 12oz (340g) \/ Whole Bean or Ground.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause jittery commits, aggressive refactoring, and the sudden confidence to delete legacy code without a backup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":56146785370278,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-CSD-BOX","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":56146785403046,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-CSD-BOX","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/Screenshot_2026-01-28_at_4.44.44_PM.png?v=1769647687"},{"product_id":"dark-mode-pods","title":"Dark Mode - Pods","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eYou’ve been scrolling for three hours.\u003c\/b\u003e Your thumb has its own heartbeat. Your brain is frying in blue light. You are currently dissociated from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt’s time for a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"16\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDark Mode\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThis isn't just a dark roast; it's a hard reset for your nervous system. We engineered this blend to be as deep and void-like as possible—a heavy, velvety anchor to drag you back to the physical world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSourced from the volcanic soils of Guatemala and the highlands of Mexico, it delivers a punch of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"97\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eBaker's Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"119\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eCaramelized Sugar\u003c\/b\u003e that refuses to be ignored. It’s bold enough to wake you up, but smooth enough to keep you from spiraling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003ePut the phone down. Drink this. Touch grass.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eTasting Profile (The Specs)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eIntensity:\u003c\/b\u003e ██████████ (10\/10) - \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"32\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eOur darkest, heaviest roast.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark Mode for your palate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eTasting Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,1,0,0\"\u003eBaker's Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, bittersweet richness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,1,1,0\"\u003eCaramelized Sugar:\u003c\/b\u003e A burnt sweetness that lingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,1,2,0\"\u003eVelvety Body:\u003c\/b\u003e Coats your tongue and signals your brain that \"Real Life\" is happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eSource Code (The Origins)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003eBrazil (Cerrado):\u003c\/b\u003e Provides the heavy body and chocolate foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003eMexico (Chiapas):\u003c\/b\u003e Adds structural balance and organic sustainability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003eGuatemala (Antigua):\u003c\/b\u003e Grown in volcanic soil for that intense, smoky complexity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eCompatibility \u0026amp; Warning\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Recyclable K-Cup® Compatible Pods per box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003eWorks With:\u003c\/b\u003e Keurig® 1.0, 2.0, and your general existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to close your tabs and interact with 3D objects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Ground","offer_id":56191526240422,"sku":"COF-GND-11G-FHV-POD","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/0adba0a8-945c-4960-987d-7980a401fbb5.png?v=1771020298"},{"product_id":"illumi-not-tea","title":"Illumi-Not-Tea","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIllumi-not-tea: Instant Focus Mushroom Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWake up, sheeple. The elite don't want you to know about this.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't your standard corporate breakroom sludge, and it definitely isn't tea. We took premium, single-origin Arabica from the volcanic highlands of Papua New Guinea and spiked it with functional mushrooms. Why? Because you need laser focus to debug that legacy codebase, and normal caffeine just leaves you with the shakes and a 3 PM existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eExpect a smooth, medium roast with actual flavor—toasted almond, sweet toffee, and a hint of bright berry acidity—perfectly balanced by the earthy, grounding notes of the mushrooms. It is the ultimate \"cheat code\" for clean, jitter-free energy. Just add hot water, stir, and achieve enlightenment (or at least finish your sprint).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mind-Expanding Ingredients:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" id=\"p-rc_f2f00a1dacd6c65f-97\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"citation-218\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-218\"\u003eLion's Mane (The Brain Fuel):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-218 citation-end-218\"\u003e Renowned for supporting mental clarity and cognitive focus.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It adds a clean, cacao-like dryness to the coffee and keeps your mind sharp without the crash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" id=\"p-rc_f2f00a1dacd6c65f-97\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"citation-217\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-217\"\u003eChaga (The Anti-Jitter Shield):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-217 citation-end-217\"\u003e Packed with antioxidants, Chaga rounds out the cup with a subtle vanilla-bark warmth.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It provides a smooth, calming energy that neutralizes the usual coffee anxiety.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Coffee Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTasting Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Toasted Almond, Sweet Toffee, Berry-like Acidity, Cacao, Vanilla Bark.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Papua New Guinea (Grown in volcanic soil at 1,400 - 1,800 MASL).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBean Varieties:\u003c\/b\u003e Typica, Bourbon, Arusha (100% Arabica).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProcessing:\u003c\/b\u003e Washed and freeze-dried to preserve the clean, bright flavors before the functional mushrooms are seamlessly layered in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackage Contains: 1x Bag of Instant Mushroom Coffee.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lagging Logic","offers":[{"title":"Instant","offer_id":56210620088486,"sku":"COF-GND-54G-FMT-TUB","price":22.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/files\/69a37a9e-e829-426f-877a-2f298a69cc4e.png?v=1771623390"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3734\/2374\/collections\/mockup-1_3.png?v=1774459669","url":"https:\/\/lagginglogic.com\/collections\/fuel.oembed","provider":"Lagging Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}